I will not buy you all the toys you wish and beg for.I will never let you have as much technology as your brilliant mind craves.

I will pull my hair out trying to get you to listen to me and I will yell at you because I don’t always understand you.

But I will run you a bath, I will comb your hair, light you three candles, slather you with oils and let you pick the songs I hate.

I will love you every way I know how.